*aggressively plays Careless Whisper*
"Stakeholders are backpedaling on previous estimates and are now saying that the backlash against ‘literally’ will occur before the end of 2014. We’ll need all hands on deck once everything becomes ‘figuratively the best’ and people ‘figuratively can’t even.’"
u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better
I need more than just 6 seconds of this
"Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking."
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.